koushime.

      ‘ how did you handle that when you went through puberty? ’

      ❝ no, you see, I jumped right past that, you see. Just like
         Goku, you know? I timeskipped my way through it. ❞

koushime replied to your post.

ah hahahahaha………….. any harder and you might have caused some…………… series damage………….. ahh that’s a lot of…………. blood

   ❝ no, no, it’s alright. They say that once you hit puberty,
      that kinda thing is perfectly normal, you know. ❞

          he doesn’t wait for him to finish, he

FUCKING GRABS THE OTHER’S HEAD WITH ONE HAND TO SLAM IT DOWN INTO THE GROUND.

       ❝ ——— huh? Huh, that’s strange. Huh? No, no, I’m sorry, it’s like my body reacted on its own. Instinct? That’s what they call instinct, right? No, I’m really sorry. I almost thought it was the real thing right there, honestly. You’re good. ❞

        ❝ AAH, that’s right, that’s right… I’ve talked this through with my higher-ups, you see, and they don’t seem to be very pleased with the offer you’re making. I’m really, reeeaaally sorry about this, but can’t you be a bit more accommodating? It’s a pain for me too, you know? Having to run back and forth all the time — … just chip in an ounce of gold, or twenty, and I’m sure we can come to an agreement. ❞

koushime replied to your post.

ah, i seem to be, a few yen short. do you, take iou’s? i got a few of those. i’m good for it. you can trust me.

             ❝ iou’s? —– oi, oi, we’re running a serious business here, who d’you take me for, HUH, you bastard. This weapon will sell for no less than ¥100000000000 or four all-you-can-eat restaurant coupons, y’hear me!? ❞

          ❝ aah, that? That’s, you know, THAT. That SUPER RARE weapon that was wielded by the great demon king in the second holy war during the legendary age of mankind. You got an eye for the good stuff, huh? That makes ¥10000000 — no, ¥100000000000, please. Would you like me to gift-wrap it?  ❞